Things You Wouldn’t Expect to Hear From A Cyclist
- “I’ve done a lot of training for this cycle sportive, it only took me ten and half hours because I don’t have that much natural talent.”
- I’ve spent £2000 on this new Carbon Record groupset, but, to be honest, the bike feels just about the same as before.
- The female cyclist overtook me up the hill because she is obviously in better physical condition, whereas I’m overweight and lacking in fitness.
- Whenever it clouds over and threatens rain, I ditch the bike and take my Land Rover.
- So there I was waiting at the red light, when…
- I had my legs waxed because I’m vain and like the look of my sleek muscle toned legs.
- So who was Lance Armstrong anyway?
- I think motorists should always have right of way on the roads because cars are obviously much more popular than these outdated bicycles.
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i love this – having just finished a sportive with no training and no natural talent to boot i understand
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Yes, sometimes, I get inspired to write ‘non-serious’ posts. They are my poor attempts at humour, which my readers have to put up with for time to time
I thought the daily emails from cycle info were suppose to be productive. It almsot sounds like you don’t like cycling despite spending £2000 on a “new carbon groupset” I don’t get it?
> I love meeting white vans on narrow lanes – it’s a chance for deep philosophical discussion…..