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French Cycling Terms

It is not often the British feel proud and happy to imitate and revere our French brothers across the channel. But, cycling is one of those rare situations when we can happily pay homage to the influence of France and the French on our great sport of cycling. For example, many good cycling clubs add [...]

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50 Miles Without a Saddle

  If you thought your last cycle ride was tough, just think what it would have been like if you had done it without a saddle. Scottish riders Carlos Riise (Shetland Wheelers) flew down from the Shetlands to ride the Scottish Vet 50. But, in flying 250 miles south he left his saddle back in [...]

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Princess on Bicycle

Princess on Bicycle

Apparantely, today there is a national holiday to celebrate the cheap and tacky gift memorabilia market. If you have ever wanted a Jelly bean vaguely in the shape of a happily married couple this is your chance. But, don’t spend all day watching nothing on TV, beat the rush before prices are discounted 90% tomorrow [...]

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Fiji To Host Tour de France

In a move that has surprised many in the world of cycling, the UCI have announced that Fiji is to host the 2013 version of the Tour de France. Though Fiji don’t have much of a reputation for cycling, the event is seen as a unique opportunity for Fiji to invest in Alpine passes, a [...]

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Record Fines for Speeding

Oxford has recently switched off speed cameras (on the grounds that we can’t afford it or something pathetic like that). Maybe we should take a leaf out of Switzerland who fined someone £650,000 for speeding! None of this £30 and don’t do it again. A few of those speeding fines, and suddenly even the UK [...]

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Daily Mail Outrage

There was growing outrage today as a Daily Mail journalist was captured frequently flouting the rules of the law as he sped in his motor car at 35mph in  a 30mph zone – flagrantly breaking the law with a breathtaking disregard for the lives of other road users. P.Duddy of The Daily Sanctimonious Drivel writes, [...]

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Summer of Cycling

Summer of Cycling

So England are out of world cup – so much hope, expectation, excuses, and disappointment (and that unmistakable feeling of deja vu) . I don’t know why we get so worked up about football, it always ends in tears. We should forget about football, tennis, cricket (and any sport that really matters) It’s time for [...]

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The Cyclists’ Manifesto

The Cyclists’ Manifesto

“1.1 Cycle paths should be restricted in width to the distance between the two parallel yellow parking lines. This will ensure a higher standard of bike handling skills from all those pesky, untaxed, undisciplined and most importantly uninsured leaches on two wheels (- UK Ignorant Party) When not training on my bike, I am looking [...]

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short cycle path

Shortest Cycle Lane?

A very short cycle path in Cardiff (8ft). Courtesy Cardiff Ajax According to the Daily Mail, Officials said it was to ‘highlight the interface between the eastbound carriageway and the beginning of a new contraflow facility’ in Cardiff city centre and to encourage green transport. On a completely random note, I couldn’t help notice the [...]

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It Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time

I just picked up a short book in Waterstones – The Next Big Thing. The book has a range of things that once were popular, but with the benefit of hindsight it is really very hard to see why. From legalised paedophilia in ancient Greece to shell suits being the height of fashion, there are [...]

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