Try shouting this:
CHAV!
]]>You see, in neanderthal languages abusive behaviour meant that he actually liked you and was saying hello
“Even the department for Transport recommends not using bike lanes if you intend to travel at any reasonable pace”
Ypou could always shout back “what do you think lunatic asylums are for?!”
I once got shouted at (for not using a cycle path) by a car passenger who turned out to be a driving instructor giving a lesson! What a terrible example to set to his student.
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