Things You Wouldn’t Expect to Hear From A Cyclist

By tejvan on September 3, 2010 in cycling

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“I’ve done a lot of training for this cycle sportive, it only took me ten and half hours because I don’t have that much natural talent.”
I’ve spent £2000 on this new Carbon Record groupset, but, to be honest, the bike feels just about the same as before.
The female cyclist overtook me up the hill because she is obviously in better physical condition, whereas I’m overweight and lacking in fitness.
Whenever it clouds over and threatens rain, I ditch the bike and take my Land Rover.
So there I was waiting at the red light, when…
I had my legs waxed because I’m vain and like the look of my sleek muscle toned legs.
So who was Lance Armstrong anyway?
I think motorists should always have right of way on the roads because cars are obviously much more popular than these outdated bicycles.

lauranic September 7, 2010 at 8:23 pm #

i love this – having just finished a sportive with no training and no natural talent to boot i understand !!

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tejvan September 6, 2010 at 8:36 am #

Yes, sometimes, I get inspired to write ‘non-serious’ posts. They are my poor attempts at humour, which my readers have to put up with for time to time

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jack September 5, 2010 at 6:28 pm #

I thought the daily emails from cycle info were suppose to be productive. It almsot sounds like you don’t like cycling despite spending £2000 on a “new carbon groupset” I don’t get it?

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Mike Smith September 4, 2010 at 8:32 am #

> I love meeting white vans on narrow lanes – it’s a chance for deep philosophical discussion…..

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