Small wheels on red bike vs Mercedes Benz.
“O Lord won’t you buy me a small red bike with a shopping basket on the front” -
doesn’t quite have same ring as “O Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz”
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ? (Janis Joplin link)
Doing up jacket on the move. (don’t worry, I can’t think of any cheesy song lyric to go with this one.)